I am fond of your butt
Writer in training

"Be as resilient as your vagina"
HAPPY ORPHAN BLACK DAY!!!!!

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

fourfinick:

“You’re punishing him over and over for things that are out of his control. Now, I’m not saying you shouldn’t have a fully loaded weapon next to you round the clock. But I think it’s time you flipped this little scenario around in your head. If you’d been taken by the Capitol, and hijacked, and then tried to kill Peeta, is this the way he would be treating you?” demands Haymitch. I fall silent. It isn’t. It isn’t how he would be treating me at all.

He would be trying to get me back at any cost. Not shutting me out, abandoning me, greeting me with hostility at every turn.

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

Another ship sunk today (18/4) in Flores, Indonesia with 100 crews in it. Earthquake in Mexico, the Sewol ferry tragedy in South Korea, the erruption of Sinabung in Indonesia, the missing plane MH370, the riots happened in several countries. Instead of #PrayForSouthKorea, #PrayForIndonesia or #PrayForMexico, we probably should #PrayForTheWorld instead. These whole things were so heartbreaking :(

birdlovesafish:

the-tesseract-wrinkling-time:

I tell him, “Real”.

YASSSSS

angels-reverie:

angels-reverie:

Official confirmed update.
475 On Board
6 Dead (3 male student, 2 female students, 1 female crew member)
179 Rescued
290 Unaccounted/Missing

I am CONSTANTLY updating this post currently as the toll was changing rapidly…
Please stay updated.

 Last messages from Survivors and Students trapped inside the ferry
... PRAY FOR SOUTH KOREA

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

television: favorite shows
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.
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